Should I Text My Ex?
A highly advanced, brutally honest diagnostic tool designed to analyze your current levels of dignity, sobriety, and future regret.
Question 1 of 3
How many alcoholic drinks have you consumed in the last 4 hours?
Question 2 of 3
Who initiated the breakup, and how did it end?
Question 3 of 3
What time is it currently in your local timezone?
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Analyzing Dignity...
Consulting the council of friends...
Your Verdict
RED ALERT
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Put the phone on airplane mode, drink a glass of water, and go to sleep. Your future self is begging you.
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